parents: “u should be more active”
This Is Gospel
If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.
she looks so fucking pleased with herself
Well with a body like that you can’t blame her she’s gorgeous!! :)
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
“a magician never reveals his tricks” oMG LIAM
Remember when Harry wore an earring
What a day to be alive
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god
the neverending ballad of jakemalik, on repeat for all time
where did the kraft dinner come from why were they just laying around did he have to get up, get 8 boxes of kraft dinner & stack em up and his mom APPARENTLY didnt notice that either ??
"I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can’t, because I know I’m just a huge nerd, and that wouldn’t work for me.”
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
First & Last Harry Potter London Premieres